The Official Global Warming Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about global warming, REAL GLOBAL WARMING.  This site is awesome.    My name is Nathan and I can't stop thinking about global warming.  This global phenomenon is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Global warming is making the earth really hot.

2.    Global warming is agreed upon by a consensus of scientists.

3.    The purpose of global warming is to flip out and kill polar bears, and eventually mankind.

Weapons and gear:

The Greenhouse Effect                                    Melting Icebergs            

Prominent and Scientifically Unqualified Political Figures

Testimonial:

Global warming can destroy anything it wants!  Global warming threatens the very existence of many species ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This phenomenon is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this unpredictable weather pattern that was eating at a diner.  And when some dude said that it was not attributable to human activity, global warming raised the global mean surface temperature by 0.4 degrees Celcius over the next 50 years!  My friend Mark said that he saw global warming totally raise ocean levels just because someone didn't control their carbon dioxide emissions.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that global warming has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will ruthlessly kill more arctic wildlife!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Global warming is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This phenomenon is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Global warming is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love global warming with all of my body.    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with global warming?

A: Global warming is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it threatens our very existence, but on the other hand, global warming is a scientific fact.

Q: I heard that global warming is always cruel or mean.  What's its problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other global environmental phenomenon, global warming can be controlled by living like cavemen OR it can totally destroy everything. 

Q: What does global warming do when it's not flipping out or making lands uninhabitable for polar bears and eskimos?

A: Most of its free time is spent on the beach, watching oceans level creep up at the rate of three centimeters per year.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture a polar bear on a sheet of melting ice.

He's most likely the next victim of global warming.

Contact me: globalwarmingpower@gmail.com

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